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Okay, so right now I am finding it really hard to type, I can’t contain my excitement.  I have a son!!!  Yes, that’s right, a son!

So before I have to explain, I have to tell you a little bit more about my past.  I know I gave you the rough outline of my life here in my blog, but there was some stuff I left out.  Such as the portion of my life after dropping out of school for the first time, and before my arrest.  I was quite something back then.  Anyways, in the summer of 1983, I took an excursion to Las Vegas, much of which I barely remember to be honest, which is really why I don’t talk about it.  Up until my arrest everything was a blur really.  During that trip, apperently one night I got married.  I won’t reveal the woman’s name here for privacy reasons of course, but she contacted me three days ago through e-mail.  Naturally, I was skeptical.  I had no idea who this woman was.  But last night, she produced a number of photographs, some very interesting photographs I might add, showing the two of us.  Anyways, she went on to say that she had been searching for me for a long time, and she had some big news.  Turns out, I have a son!  She wouldn’t say anything more, she said that my son will be contacting me very soon online, so he will tell me everything himself!  I can’t wait!!

We have so much to talk about!  We can talk about football, baseball, hunting, growing beards, hot women, and all the other things fathers and sons get to talk about!  And of course maybe throw in a little politics here and there, it is kind of my thing after all!  Well guys, I can’t wait!  I’ll get back to you as soon as he contacts me!!!

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