hammeroftruth

Now I know Sarah Palin has received a lot of flak from the left, and even from some conservatives on the right, lately about her perceived lack of qualifications.  Let’s take a look at the hard facts now.  Now I am not going to talk about the issues we all heard about in the Vice Presidential debate last night, those are going to be talked about to death over the next few days.  You don’t need me for that.  I am going to talk about something that is on the minds of Americans that wasn’t mentioned in the debate.  Immigration.  Now I know what you are all thinking.  Mexico.  Its been talked about to death.  You don’t want to hear it, and I don’t want to hear it.  I am talking about a different kind of immigration.  Immigration from our northern borders.  I am talking about Canada of course.

Now you may be asking, “But Hammer, Canadians are white, why should I worry?”  But I’m talking about a different kind of immigrant.  Animal immigrants.  That is why we need Sarah Palin to be our President.  (Of course, she is going to be the Vice President, but with a 1 in 3 chance of President McCain passing away in office, we have a very good chance of Palin becoming our next President.)  Not many people are talking about the animals coming from the north.  However, there are a small, growing number of people who are as worried as me.  Professor Michael J. Hunt, of Stanford University’s ecology department, has noted an alarming trend in Canadian animals, specifically wolves.  “Recent studies have revealed new findings about Canis lupis, better known as the grey wolf, specifically those from southern Canada.  Since 1997, the incidence of homosexuality among juvenile male grey wolves has increased by almost 400%.  Research has shown that this increase, which had been limited to southern Canada, is spreading south into the United States by means of the migratory patterns of these animals.”  Now if that did not scare you, I don’t know what will.  These animals are clearly spreading their choice of homosexuality to our good American animals, who are obviously being pressured into something that they don’t want to be a part of.  And don’t think it is just limited to wolves.  Moose, deer, elk, geese, etc.  This increase in homosexuality is reducing the number of offspring these animals are having.  If we let this trend continue, soon our American animals will be gone.  And who knows how far this thing could spread?  Soon our dogs could be making these choices, followed by our very own children.  Do we really want that for America?  I sure as hell don’t.

This is why we need a leader like Sarah Palin.  Can Barrack Obama shoot a wolf from a helicopter?  Can Barrack Obama take down a full grown moose using only AA batteries and a pocket knife?  I don’t think so.  That is why we need Sarah Palin.  We need to stop this treat to our wildlife from the north.  There is only one leader I trust with that task, and that person is Sarah Palin.

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